‘We’re Flooded!’ Nets-Knicks Postponed

In a reversal from yesterday’s announcement, the highly anticipated Brooklyn Nets home opener against the New York Knicks has been postponed due to concerns stemming from…the freaking hurricane that just devastated the northeast. Fans of both teams will have to wait that much longer for a return to normalcy. Which for New York, will soon be watching two basketball teams struggle to contend despite heavily bloated payrolls that would give San Antonio Spurs’ management a collective heart attack.